ACTION METAL MOVIE NIGHT
Written by Baphometik Fannypakker on August 6, 2022
9/4/22 $10 High Water Mark
The PDX institution of simultaneous audio/visual violence returns in one hell of a lineup. Wanna watch thee Punisher wield the hammers of justice as local exciters Blade melt your undies? How about speeed metal rapscallions Headless Pez rip a raunchy rigoletto in assless chaps to Robocop deverminizing corrupt streets and boardrooms? And who doesn’t wanna see Charles Bronson prove senior citizens can teach a lesson in violence to young punks while Kommand pound teutonic thrash mayhem. Finishing the festivites will be the twin voluptuous attack of Red Sonja and Solicitor, blurring lines and beheading prophets (No Lord Shall Live). Throw in cheap drinks and below average IQs and you’ll get one hell of a stupid fun time!!