we’re crying / NO BABIES
Written by Cody on February 15, 2018
Modified by Long Nguyen
A Valentine’s Mood:
Boy Bitten By a Lizard, Caravaggio (1594-1596)
A poem from Janet:
There’s so much Dorito in my teeth
So many friends!
Don’t brush your teeth
Don’t kill your pals
It’s Valentine’s day and Ash Wednesday, we’re eating Doritos, crying, and trying not to have babies (we don’t have to try very hard). Keep your friends from biting their nails and remember that capitalism doesn’t care about you or your cuticles.